What's That?? Why it's a Crusin' Cooler!

So some of you have heard about the Crusin' Cooler that Danny won at a golf tournament.  I thought I'd show you a glimpse of it.  It's definitely the talk of our pool and everyone wants one.  Danny thought about selling it, but the kids would be devastated.  I guess it's now a permanent furniture piece in our office...yay!  Can you sense my sarcasim?  I'm just hoping we don't have any trips to the emergency room because of it.